"It's the most wonderful tiiiiiimmmmmmeeee of the yyyeeeaaarrrr!" unless you happen to be single....
Well move aside you unlovable single loser you, it's time to hit the stores while you still can before you mess up the one day a year you're supposed to be romantic (If you're romantic only one time a year for your loved one you've got some problems but who am I to say anything? I don't know... I just happen to not be single but whatever)!
5. "I've got your Gold Standard right here you Gold digger!"
If you think bloggers make money, think again!!!! for all you bros working for the man, those expensive and beautiful heart shaped boxes of chocolate can cost some major dough. Don't be that one dough head though and buy last minute chocolates from Wal-Mart (even though Wal-Mart is one reason the US is great), be creative for your liberty lady! Get her some gold coins with a note that says "you're worth more than gold", or "you're my gold standard", or some other cheesy one liner. The one thing women love more than gold is chocolate, it's a win win situation!
4. "Keep your Glock locked Shorty..."
Who would say no to a handgun? Nothing says "I trust you" more than giving your woman a handgun. It's a way of showing her you value her, and that her safety is so important to you that you're willing to have her packing heat. Besides, nothing is more romantic than a range date with hot lead flying through the air and the rush that comes with a tight shot group center target.
3. "Let me give you a big Atlas Hug..."
Do you wanna see whether or not someone is interested in a long term commitment? Give them a copy of Atlas Shrugged. If they finish it, they're a keeper, if they don't... guess you gotta let them go...
2. "You're more rare than Rearden Steel..."
You want your lovely lady to be the belle of the ball at the next Tea Party meeting or Libertarian Party meet up? Have her go in style with a copy of Dagny Taggart's Rearden Steel bracelet from Atlas Shrugged. Women like chocolate and guns, but you can never go wrong with jewelry!
1. South Park on Blu-ray
After a long day of eating chocolate, shooting at the range, cramming another dozen pages of Atlas Shrugged, and going out on the town with her Rearden Steel bracelet, nothing spells the end of a great day any better than binge watching an entire season of the most libertarian show in existence, South Park. Be sure to treat your lady right though, remember dating is like the free market, she has options! So don't screw up!